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Burfurd
Burfurd Burfurd flies around the country / to the talk radio stations paying them to badmouth / corporate regulations Burfurd built a new stadium / charged it to tax-payers he bought another governor...
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A Plant For My Apartment
A Plant For My Apartment got a plant for my apartment / I moved in a year ago got a plant for my apartment / I moved in a year ago it’s what they call a philodendron / I like to watch it grow got a...
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McRebels
McRebels the new cashier is pushing sixty / I like her grey ponytail I like the way she took my order / she put a breeze in my old sail Robert E. Lee is at Mickey D’s / do they take Confederate...
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Fabulous Las Vegas Bridge
Fabulous Las Vegas Bridge fabulous Las Vegas bridge / I stand in the heat and I sing yonder’s the Statue of Liberty / such a pretty little thing you’re right, she’s not all that little / as she winks...
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Chow Time
Chow Time saber tooth eats a caveman / caveman eats a saber tooth no silverware, no napkins / no ketchup, how uncouth chow time here on planet earth / you want a table or a booth? Noah barbecues...
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One Day in Omaha
One Day in Omaha I hop to Mr. Toad’s / Old Market, Omaha I’m not a perfect man / I admit I have some flaws bottle of beer on the patio / there goes a woman with no bra zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Omaha it’s a...
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Joe and Charlotte
Joe and Charlotte Charlotte’s at the market / “don’t forget dish soap” her husband’s off with some bimbo / he met on the ski slopes meanwhile down in Texas / Joe’s a quarterback Joe got a bad...
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Almost Born in a Studebaker
Almost Born in a Studebaker I was almost born in a Studebaker / I was almost born in a Studebaker Santa Ana to Oceanside / foggy night, heck of a ride I was almost born in a Studebaker Ma’s big...
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My Baby’s Running Off With Jesus
My Baby’s Running Off With Jesus my baby’s running off with Jesus / she’s leaving me behind I read the bumper-sticker but I ain’t gonna honk / just gonna hang around and die my baby’s running off with...
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So Many Broken Windows
So many Broken Windows we’re sitting around the barracks today / no heat, no pay, no parades today we’re drinking a bottle of vodka today / no medals, no polish for the boots today so many broken...
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